INSOMNIA

Its the last day of the month and like most days in my life for the past 4years I find it extremely difficult to fall asleep or stay asleep, story of my life and a long one for that matter!! what to do, what to do but nothing comes to mind except my boring university assignment which i lost appetite for after 5mins of configurations.
excerpts from events in school today.
I have 3 friends and one of them happen to be a Muslim, he is as stupid as they come, very slow in getting things and easily influenced. All these I can accommodate but these days my friend has become more of an extremist than a friend. It is off limit to argue with this friend of mine about religion especially Muslims, I know this kinda sounds unfair of me but i cant help but wonder if he is unto some jihad madness.

OK, will bring you guys more tomorrow after class, I got a lecture in the morning and its 4am right now and i need to be up in 3hrs.
sweet dreams

ACTIONS YOU SHOULD NOT TAKE ON FACEBOOK IF YOU’RE OVER 25

1) Choosing “it’s complicated” as your relationship status

Uhm…after age 25, you’re a grown man, or a grown woman. You have no business selecting “it’s complicated” as your Facebook status unless you’re 12, and haven’t learned what you want and don’t want in life. You either are, or are not, in a relationship. Moving right along

2) Posing with money

If you have to pose with money in your Facebook pictures or profile pictures, chances are you have a complex because you don’t have a job, are not rich, and likely never will be after any potential employer sees you acting the fool with dirty dollars on the Internets. SMDH

3) Changing your FB middle name to ‘I don’t give-a’ or ‘MahoganyBoobs’ or ‘Eff-U-Haterz’

Not sure whom you’re angry at, or why, but no need to be overly blasphemous about your government name. If your name is Sheila Bequila Johnson, that is fine. Go by that. But no one needs to know too much more if you’re over 25. Nobody needs to know via your full name how much mahogany you have in your boobs, how good you are in bed, or why you have soOOoOo many haters. * side eye *

4) Having Internet beef

Please do not go on anybody’s Facebook wall and act like a jackass if you are grown. Do not write cuss words, or easy-to-guess comments like “I hate Phonda Hose” (when we all know you are talking about “Shonda Rose”) on any part of Facebook. Doing so is childish, and if you are over the age of 25, you are not what? A child.

5) Boasting about how much you drank last night

Those were college days when you slept with your roommate for fun and flashed your university professor. I repeat: college days. Whether or not you in fact went to college, you know better than to be writing about how you gulped down keg after keg of alcohol with your boo or your crew–on Facebook. Please know better if you don’t know better.

6) Spelling words in a way that suggests you hate dictionaries

No, like seriously – what is wrong with writing “like” instead of “lyk?” Must you abbreviate every single word you have you in your diction after the age of 25? Get over it: you are grown. Take your sweet time and spell things the way an educated person with sense would spell them. Using those abbreviations are fine here and there, but dont<– leave out apostrophes or write donkey butt just because you’re trying to be “cool.” You never know who may be looking to hire — and it ain’t gonna be someone who can’t spell for nothing.

7) Announcing every inch of your relationship

Not sure what the remedy would be for someone who just loooves to go on and on about his or her relationship on Facebook – except maybe somebody throwing a bucket of ice on your head if you are that person. Do we care that you and your loved one just farted at the same time in public? We sure do not. Keep your mouth shut and your butt even shutter. You are grown.

8. Carrying on a pretend life

If you’ve never been in V.I.P or popped a bottle of Moet in your life, please stop the madness? Stop creating the illusion within social spaces that you are a celebrity and you have paparazzi following you everywhere taking pictures–cos we know that’s just your cousin Jojo. And we know you live in a studio on Crenshaw. With roaches. Do better. Grow up. Be more financially responsible. And humble. Next

9) Hating on the opposite sex ALL the daggone time!

Geez louise, we all know that the opposite sex isn’t all a bed of roses, but if you’re over 25 and you’re still pounding on them every second–especially in your FB status–maybe the problem is YOU. Just saying. Put the weapons down…and let God

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EARLY MORNING STRUGGLES

I woke up this morning feeling the same way I feel every Sunday when it dawns on me I have to be in church, This days I struggle with my thoughts because I feel like that fire is going off (The fire to praise God, to show gratitude for what he has done especially in my life),but when I look at how faithful my God has been I cant help but get out of bed because great is God's faithfulness towards me and every other human on earth. By the time am in the shower this evil feeling is gone and am in the mood to dance and praise my God, am sure some of you can relate to this.
Sometimes I think the reason I get discouraged is because I spot a lot of hypocrites in church but come to think of it who is not? but then some people you rate so high that when you find them doing some certain things you are in complete shock, but I refuse to stop loving God because of the so called people of God, whatever it is i do I do for God and my love for him will always remain.

Happy Sunday to you all. Am off to go be a friend!!